brainpage for a busy day
Posts tagged die
day 26 - a celebrity you don’t like and why
i can hear you now by the way, saying ‘oh yeah just like everyone else in light of recent events’
to which i reply NO! NO! NO! NO!
i’ve hated this man for far longer than anyone who has taken to comparing to gaddafi, and i have to tell you in a much more vociferous, irrational and deranged way.
in fact, i can pin point the first moment i hated him. it was when i had had fraiser on for a run on paramount or whatever it’s now called, and it was changing to two and a half men, and i thought ‘oh well, cant hurt to broaden my horizons…’
(and i quote) “Joy to the world, I’m getting laid / I’m getting laid tonight / We’ll light the log and deck the halls / And then we’ll play some jingle balls / It’s been a long, long wait / It’s just our second date / It’s Christmas eve, and I’m getting laid”
turns out it can.
that show is so far from funny. it couldn’t be any further. infact, it makes glee look intellectually stimulating. stupid jokes about sex that people whose iq’s are outranked by floorboards find funny. and the man is an egotistical fuckwit who i wouldn’t mind throwing my sewing machine at.
so yes, here we go, a good rant about how much of a piece of shit that man is getting added to the thousands, all because i decided not to rant a long time ago. so i’m a sheep. AWESOME.
Note: my sewing machine no longer works as the foot pedal wont go slow or medium only FUCKING FAST or EXTRA INSANITY TRAINRIDE FUCKING FAST. it breaks the thread everytime i try to use it. this made me so angry today i threw scissors across the room in a desperate cry for attention due to excessive levels of frustration which my brain couldn’t manage.