So I’m eating and I feel a crunch between two teeth as I chew and I’m thinking ‘oh god I hope that’s not a bit of tooth’ and then slowly I think ‘oh god what if it wasn’t…’ :(
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the reason behind telling tumblr i’m pregnant
is pretty much that it gave me an excuse to moan about certain aspects of it ad nauseum. sorry people but i’m about to again.
apparently being pregnant means that i can no longer eat large meals, and for me -someone who eats small meals normally - that means eating tiny portions. if i do eat a large meal i feel woozy. if i also feel cold my heart races i feel sick and about to pass out. JOY.
not only this but i have to eat all the time because i can only eat little bits. so if i want to go out for a few hours i have to plan to have a meal before i go, take something with me and be prepared to have something as soon as i am back. it’s enough to force you into sitting on the couch surrounded in snacks and giving up on having an actual life.
just another reason why i think there is a conspiracy about what a joyous, natural phenomenon pregnancy is, with the aim being to keep people procreating.